Hi, my computer is full of sleazy viruses and has deleted two previous entries with error reports. Damn! I soooo shouldn't have opened that "barely legal girls" email. Oh well, let me just say "lesson learned...lesson learned". So this is my new blog...which means all new smut, all new pics, all new men...and in pink! Well, that is until my mom looks up at the computer screen again and says..."oh, is that the name of your secret blog?" Followed by, "don't worry, I won't read it". Ahem....bull-shit! Yeah, tell that to my grade 8 self whose whoa-is-me-my-life-sucks-I'm-fat-and-boys-suck diary was found under my mattress and read while at camp...Uh huh...assuring my mom that I was not anorexic or thinking about sticking my fingers down my throat for the next six months was a wonderful experience...let me say again "lesson learned...lesson learned". Oh and why is there no place to put a title on this post? Am I totally missing something here? k...come back y'all!
posted by Jezebelle @ 10:46 PM
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4 Comments:
1st ever!
Wow. I feel so priviledged.
:-)
YAY! so glad u didn't disappear for good....nice i like the PINK...bright and lurvely.
my mom did that to me too when I was 12, talked about a boy feeling my boob...she lost it. wanted to send me to a private school...like that would have helped! HA! ;)
Ugh. My spouse is going through just that right now as her sister found her blog (where she wrote EVERYTHING that was going on in her life, including a number of things that her family was NEVER supposed to find out about). Well, Sissy went and informed the parents, effectively outing the wife and the previously-unknown portions of her life. Of course, now they are driving her insane, hovering about the house to make sure she doesn't continue her heathen ways!
Just goes to show you: You can be 12, 24, ot 36...doesn't matter...parents will always be parents!
Welcome back.
When I was a teenager my mother found a love letter from a girlfriend that said she wanted to have my baby. My mother went off her head and gave every girl thereafter the third degree. At the time I was mortified but looking back it was quite comical.
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