Hi, my computer is full of sleazy viruses and has deleted two previous entries with error reports. Damn! I soooo shouldn't have opened that "barely legal girls" email. Oh well, let me just say "lesson learned...lesson learned". So this is my new blog...which means all new smut, all new pics, all new men...and in pink! Well, that is until my mom looks up at the computer screen again and says..."oh, is that the name of your secret blog?" Followed by, "don't worry, I won't read it". Ahem....bull-shit! Yeah, tell that to my grade 8 self whose whoa-is-me-my-life-sucks-I'm-fat-and-boys-suck diary was found under my mattress and read while at camp...Uh huh...assuring my mom that I was not anorexic or thinking about sticking my fingers down my throat for the next six months was a wonderful experience...let me say again "lesson learned...lesson learned". Oh and why is there no place to put a title on this post? Am I totally missing something here? k...come back y'all!