Muther fucker!!! When did this happen????
So, I can't sleep because I drank some coffee before my night class four hours ago and it still hasn't left my system. Anyhoo, so a couple of days ago I weighed myself and was happy to find out that I had not gained any weight since the summer, however, I have gained about 10 lbs since my days in high school (a fact which I have been denying for a couple of years now). So just now, I went and checked to see what my healthy body weight should be and it appears that I'm at an "unhealthy body weight".
Holy shit!!!
I'm a FATTY!!!!
What the fuck?!!
When did this happen?
No seriously.
I'm fat.
F.... A.... T....
Faaaaaaaaat!!!!!
Oh, and please spare me the "no Jez, you're perfect" bull-shit because the numbers don't lie people and that's so not why I'm writing this. Apparently, I need to lose about 15 lbs to be at a healthy body weight, which I figure I can do in 8 weeks if I lose about 2 lbs per week. I so don't have time for this, but I can't go on being fat one more second..hmm..maybe I'll go for a run..
posted by Jezebelle @ 11:41 PM
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9 Comments:
run? dar'lyn, there are so many better ways to burn off calories then running...
Exile pretty much summed up my thoughts right there.
Run? No no no no no.
A pox on running.
hmm...I'm going to play dumb for fun and ask....such as????
You've read the story so far...
Guaranteed to put a smile on your face and take numbers off the scale.
Come on over.
Oh I'm coming! Hmm..maybe that's it, my protest against sex is making me fat...hmmm...
Let me know if you need directions.
it's sex-ercise
one-and-two
and in-and-out...
Come off it, girl, I've seen the pics. You hardly look unhealthy to me.
running...excellent smithers thanks for the idea! starting tomorrow. done. once i lose 15 lbs i'll blog again and post nekkid pics. cha right! ;)
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